UP Police!! ;)

Ok seeing that I have a lot of experience in dealing with UP police , these are things one should and shouldn't do while dealing with UP Police. Please note this is an work of fiction and any similarity with anyone is a mere coincidence ;) :P.

Things One Shouldn't Do

First don't drink at all. If you do then don't drink and travel in from of a police station. If you do at least don't sing"Sutta" song at the top of you lungs. Minimum reprisals: Lots of gaalliyan, 3 two-handed slaps, 20 sit ups in between road, Lots of tension.

Second don't go to watch night show during a time of curfew especially not in large groups. If you get caught be sure to check and empty all your pockets. ;P Minimum punishment you might be detained for atleast a few hours.

Third don't stay and drink outdoors after 11 at night. If you do atleast hide the bottle or else you will be given a lift back to the campus in a police car.

Fourth don't have drinks with you when you are crossing state borders, especially during high profile dates like Independence Day, happy New Year etc. If you do dont hide them infact just keep them in plain site because the checking might be to check for arms not to check if you have got drinks.

Please Note: all drinks mentioned above are only soft drinks.

Things One must stay if/when they are caught by UP Police
(1) Sir, bachhe hain. (2)Sir, IPT se hain. (3) Sir, exam kal khatam hua tha to party karne aa gaye the. (4) Sir, ache ghar se hain. (5) Sir, ainda kabhi nahin karenge.

Always remember UP police dil ke bahut achhe hain... thoda darayenge lekin end main jaane de denge but only if above lined aap kehte hain tab. Hope you are never needed the above advices. ;P

KEEP SMILING FOREVER