Statutory Warning: This is a satire of one of the groups I was involved in during my days at college. The names are changed . Taking any offense on the content is entirely the reader's responsibility and his/her own problem. Please stop reading if you have a faint-heart.
When the atrocities of the strong and pain and sufferings in the world increases there comes a HERO who defies all logic and saves mankind. With time this story would history, history would become legend and the legend would become myth. It is hence of paramount importance that someone who knew the true story pens it down before everyone forgets this vital piece of history. Following were the chief characters.
Black Commandos:
Tejinder Zing Tada
Zeb Furkap
Girish Beshumar
Ravish Methi
Also Part and/or Close Support:
Janvar Neta
Guldain No-Sorry
Nar-kaal Tinde
Hrithik Karma
M. J. C. Karigari
Ankahit Tarkaari
Na-shool Tonsil
Now-nav No-sthaana
Villian and Sole opposition:
Daanav Dharamapal
As leaders in the field of mugga-balti-bannewale-material all of the above came from different parts of India selected as the very last among the best or the leftovers of the exam called Zahaan dike Isiko Todo (ZIT). They were extremely hardworking and using their mastery of tricks/illusions (chits or farreys) and help from next-bench-topper; were able to clear the first 2 years of ZIT. But then the leader of their leader owing to lot of insects entering into his ... (bus samagh jao ab...) took it upon himself to finally do the one mistake that all ZITian consider taboo. He decided to study and hence planned to choose an elective (exams in which you don't need to do any work but are guaranteed good grades) called 'Jo-Mann-aaya-Banao' taught by legendary teacher Gori. Gori proved true to his legendary status and taught so well that he converted the subject from 'Jo-Mann-aaya-Banao' to 'Jo-MERE-mann-aaya-Banao'. Poor students how could they even think what Gori thought and hence faced immeasurable pain and suffering. Especially for Zeb Furkap the pain was so unbearable that he was contemplating to give Daanav Dharmpal his specility massage called 'peell dunga' And finally this lead to the formation of the legendary Black commandos.
And so the fight went on from then on about which electives should be chosen. About the fights of the black commandos will be written is a story for another day. This how some of the most evil and insufferably lazy guys banded together to change the destiny of mankind (I am not sure about this fact and am still searching studies, survery or references which I can cite to connect this event with a cataclysmic event of the magnitude of extinction of the dinosaurs or 2013 end of the world. Some help would be extremely appreciated ;) )
PS: Still trying to fathom what how or why I wrote this. I must acknowledge the talk and support of Tada saab. I hope you can forgive me for ruining your mental piece .. :P
Good day. Keep smiling.
When the atrocities of the strong and pain and sufferings in the world increases there comes a HERO who defies all logic and saves mankind. With time this story would history, history would become legend and the legend would become myth. It is hence of paramount importance that someone who knew the true story pens it down before everyone forgets this vital piece of history. Following were the chief characters.
Black Commandos:
Tejinder Zing Tada
Zeb Furkap
Girish Beshumar
Ravish Methi
Also Part and/or Close Support:
Janvar Neta
Guldain No-Sorry
Nar-kaal Tinde
Hrithik Karma
M. J. C. Karigari
Ankahit Tarkaari
Na-shool Tonsil
Now-nav No-sthaana
Villian and Sole opposition:
Daanav Dharamapal
The Problem:
As leaders in the field of mugga-balti-bannewale-material all of the above came from different parts of India selected as the very last among the best or the leftovers of the exam called Zahaan dike Isiko Todo (ZIT). They were extremely hardworking and using their mastery of tricks/illusions (chits or farreys) and help from next-bench-topper; were able to clear the first 2 years of ZIT. But then the leader of their leader owing to lot of insects entering into his ... (bus samagh jao ab...) took it upon himself to finally do the one mistake that all ZITian consider taboo. He decided to study and hence planned to choose an elective (exams in which you don't need to do any work but are guaranteed good grades) called 'Jo-Mann-aaya-Banao' taught by legendary teacher Gori. Gori proved true to his legendary status and taught so well that he converted the subject from 'Jo-Mann-aaya-Banao' to 'Jo-MERE-mann-aaya-Banao'. Poor students how could they even think what Gori thought and hence faced immeasurable pain and suffering. Especially for Zeb Furkap the pain was so unbearable that he was contemplating to give Daanav Dharmpal his specility massage called 'peell dunga' And finally this lead to the formation of the legendary Black commandos.
And so the fight went on from then on about which electives should be chosen. About the fights of the black commandos will be written is a story for another day. This how some of the most evil and insufferably lazy guys banded together to change the destiny of mankind (I am not sure about this fact and am still searching studies, survery or references which I can cite to connect this event with a cataclysmic event of the magnitude of extinction of the dinosaurs or 2013 end of the world. Some help would be extremely appreciated ;) )
Aaah yes!! just because I like stories with happy endings and since this is my story, i must say ..... And they lived happily ever after !!! :P
PS: Still trying to fathom what how or why I wrote this. I must acknowledge the talk and support of Tada saab. I hope you can forgive me for ruining your mental piece .. :P
Good day. Keep smiling.
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